Rempit, Illegal-racers...Whatever you called them.

Riding a bike is always something I wanted to do since young, having a hot chick tat dons of a leather jacket, denims and boots, bandanna over her head with those slick cool Oakley shades… the mufflers roaring cruising down the freeway. Riding the horse with wheels “Harley Davidson.” Or so they name it “American Chopper”…

Some scene right there aint it? Hehehe but this post we aint gonna be talking bout rides, we be concentrating and grilling on something disturbing and currently a social ill towards our community. Yes and yes indeed, Mat Rempits.

I believe many of you all have already encountered numbered of times on the road where they would travel and ride in herds, doing stunts like superman where both their legs would be up and their body lying flat on the seat with two hands gripping the handles, mimicking superman flying, or the handstanding up with leg steering post where the rider stands on the seat with one leg on the bike head steering it. I’ve heard over the radio when they interviewed one of the rempits and tat guy said there’s names for all this stunts and one of the is called “Whi-Kang”, meaning “Wheelie Belakang”.. in English it literally means tat u pop the back wheel up and use the front wheel to do the wheelie. … … … sigh… …

The Rempits are getting worst by the day and becoming a nuisance towards the public, raping, robbing and gang fights all the time. They would travel in herds and they would attack single drivers or late night drivers’ tats using the freeway where there are not many cars on the road.

What are these people trying to do? I’ve heard cases such as them taunting other bike riders and kicking them when they have a girl passenger on board, and bear in mind it wld get worst and it does usually.

Where’s the police force? What will the government doing to stop all this? Some said that many of them are their own race and some of the rempits father works with ranking in the police force or at times son of some rich guy or with status so no one would take legal action towards them. Some police are afraid of coming across them afraid being beat up and harassed in future… I mean, come on maaannnn…. Do we the society havta take charge of the situation and put up bull bars in our car front and start ramming down every god forsaken rempits we see on the street just to clear them out? Dammm… the damage they do to others is unforgiving, and their lifes are the price they would pay… on fine day tat is… dammmmm you all biker sinners… *outrage*

Tak sanggup lagi mataku menengok minah dan mat rempit berpeleseran di tepi kelab malam,tidak habis berpelukan tanpa segan silu di taman, apatah lagi sekarang ini diaorang bermaharajalela di lebuh raya dan taman perumahan dengan bunyi eksos yang memekak telinga. Apakah semua ini sudah menjadi litar perlumbaan haram, tanpa memikirkan keselamatan orang disekeliling? Apakah mereka ini sudah melabelkan kita bagaikan anjing, kucing atau babi, boleh dilanggar-lari begitu sahaja tanpa adanya perasaan belas kasihan ataupun simpati? Di manakah ibu bapa yang sepatutnya mengajar anak-anak supaya tidak berkelakuan seperti syaitan?

Luluh hatiku apabila terdengar berita-berita di mana group rempit ini menyebabkan ibu yang sarat mengandung meninggal dunia. Diaorang ini bagaikan tidak ada ibu, sanggup meragut nyawa bayi dalam kandungan semata-mata kerana golongan ini lemah dan tidak mampu bertindak untuk melawan balik. Group rempit ini harus dipersetankan. Kenapa dulunya kerajaan dengan bangganya ingin kita melihat group ini sebagai ‘Mat Cemerlang’? Lebih menjijikan lagi, diaorang nak dijadikan sebagai mata dan telinga Polis Diraja Malaysia. Tidak akan ku lupakan statement itu, nak termuntah pun ada. Ada juga yang plan untuk bina litar lumba untuk golongan ini dan program adopt-a-rempit. Tsk tsk tsk. Apa dah jadi ni? Aku memang langsung tidak faham.

Apa kita ini nak tolong diaorang untuk asah bakat dan skills untuk persembahan circus di tengah jalan raya? Nak bagikan diaorang speciality untuk membunuh orang yang tidak berdosa. Pergi jahanam sahaja lahh. Tidak kira samada dioarang ini anak Datuk ker, anak orang berada, ada balasannya suatu hari nanti. Karma’s a bitch. Moga-moga, tindakan yang lebih berat lagi dikenakan kepada group rempit ini, bukannya ada untung pun buat perkara yang berdosa melainkan diaorang ini nak jalan shortcut gi neraka.

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To Donuts OR Not To Donuts

Since our younger days as a kid, there are stalls at the road side tat sells deep fried donut rings made from tapioca flour and sweet potatoes, and its deep fried till its golden brown and coated with a layer of sugar glaze.

Tats basically one of very first donuts I had in my childhood times… as I grow older, there came dunkin donuts in the market in the early 90’s and it was a hit… everyone was so fascinated by the colors and flavours offered, spoiled by choice, u can even have smiley faces on it too!!

Then came along big apple and j co, which came in on the 20th century, when big apple started off at a certain complex locally in malaysia, it wasn’t much a big deal really, business was slow and people dint really care much about it… then when the first j co donut opened in pavilion kl, man I swear, local ppl are just so kiasu that they started to line up and making frantic calls telling all their relatives, friends, colleagues, that they are waiting in line and how many dozen of boxes they’d like to have so they can sum up the orders… even go hysterical and gaga when its finally their turn, just like tat time when I saw some local beauty pageant contestant got informed she was the beauty queen, she quivered, broke down and cried as if she’d won freaking lottery…

-________-‘’’

Those long queue lasted for about 3months, then the hype went down a lil, then by the 6 the month, there’s no longer a queue, and big apple at mid valley are giving out free sugar glazed donuts for free everyday to public… why?? When the market is already saturated with 3 big companies doing donuts with heck of selections of donuts from twirls to windmill donuts to caviar chocolate to mango pudding, to pizza donut to tiramisu donut…etc… THERE”S KRISPY KREME…

Come on… Maaaaaaaann…aint it enough? Aint the freakin nation obese enough with all these choices? Now there’s additional brand in the market… and its creating the same hype as the previous brands before… one girl actually camped out at time square berjaya for 36 hours, just to be the first in line when the store opens… -.-‘’’ and she won the golden ticket free one year supply of sugar glazed donut…. Seriously… 36hours for donuts? For real? Man, those deep fried nutrition less, artificial flavored, sugar loaded flour doughis worth your freaking 36 hours? Man…. For fame or for the game, I wonder…

I don’t think I can continue on ranting about stupid donuts as I’m feeling all bloated and gutted just writing all these… I’d hand over to buttacup.

The anticipation of the arrival of Krispy Kreme in Malaysia is so mega huge that almost everyone talks about it as if Rob Pattinson is coming and settling in. Oh btw, he’s just turning 23. Oh, did you guys saw the vid of Shaq expressing his love for KK donuts? Search for it in youtube.

KK donuts are said to be made from a secret yeast-raised donut recipe, making you lust and wanting to bite them every single day. If you have a sweet tooth and diabetic, beware… You could end up lose a toe or two or the whole foot slash feet. Oh, the scene is not pretty. The raves on KK donuts are so ginormous because they are claimed as made fresh, served hot and very sugary for the innocent souls. Some folks even dared themselves to queue as early as possible and waiting for hours to grab those evil lovely donuts and at the end of the day, they will blog, upload the donuts pics while posing around the store and discuss about the indescribable taste in a forum and sorts. How happening.

Donuts are just donuts. I stumble upon a recipe of so-called KK donut here and according to a review; the taste is almost the same! So guys, maybe you can spend your coming weekend making these with your love ones and if you succeed, gimme a hola and we’ll start a new donut chain store! And make millions of bucks! You know how much I need those green stuffs.

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Happy Mother's Day!

Ma's Day is coming up, what's your plan for the 'DAY'?

We love our moms much! So celebrate the it with joys and many things wonderful!

HUGS & MUCKS!

Click here for me dedication to mommy!

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Heat Stroke

I love the rain. I need it to wash away my lust for you.

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Humping like bunnies

Do couples tat has been married from 15-30years still have sex? hmm.... is ya parents still humping there like a bunny or merely even give each other a kiss or a peck on the cheek... how about holding hands?

How many of yall parent still hold hands and stroll in the mall, heck, how many mom and dad still go to the mall together... hardly I’d say… the only ones I see holding hands are mostly some Datuk like dude or some rich look alike guy that’s' either going out with a girl tats merely half his age, tat he can be his father and all... tats another topic we'd talk another day...

now me and Buttacup are sharing our view if adults tats already been facing each other, probably farted in each others faces before and had fights so nasty tat Elvis jumps from camp rock when he discover bands like Jonas brother can be so popular and consider themselves as rock and roll... F*** tat...

from my personal hearing from others tat are living the life now or a married couple for least 20odd years with their spouses, sex became some what something they just do once a month or a week or every fortnight just so they do it because they are married...hey some ones gotta plumb the valves to keep it clear and smooth.. It’s more for the sake of doing it instead of the passion tat carries within. first of all, what I’ve been told is tat, sex with the same person for the last 20years is really not exciting at all... both already played and seen each others button so many times I think even Nintendo controllers have to give way while playing super mario... the sparks is no longer there, the physical intimacy has lost its touch as over the years, the senses of both person has become so accustom to each other they feel numb..

something outside sex would be holding hands, u can even try it yourself, when u stroll the mall with your gf/bf, if u are those tat always hold hands where ever u go, try it for once, not to hold and have any sort of physical contact what so ever, but still walking together and like normal, you'd feel tat is really weird and the temptation of holding back ya partners hand is just overwhelming... why? because the feeling we have is still fresh and new, the senses are alive and kicking and our hormones are all raging to discover more about our partners, wanting to feel them close to ourselves... however, as tat only last for merely 4-5years max... after that, majority of the couples hold hands mostly outta habit, or just plain lazy to walk alone feeling stupid so better just grab hold onto her/his hand...

The example given above is just too state tat old married couples sex life is so dull and flat that both parties are no longer interested in doing so... ever accidentally heard your parents humping in their room? Betcha never at the age of 20... xp

Of course they do have sex from time to time but not that passionate and full with fire of lust as they were in younger days. You never know how kinky your parents can become. Someday, you'll find the sex tapes and spanking kit hidden underneath the layers of their clothes.

A couple of married women are not satisfied with the performances of their husbands, claiming that these males always end up earlier before they merely reaching the climax. Sound bad eh. Not even hitting up the G-spot. It’s like making lifeless love to a ...... tsk, I’m speechless. Birthday's coming up; I guess an inflatable wife is up for grab? No wonder, women opting for younger men these days who are easy to be managed and taught on bed? Like licking my vajajay or something? Hmm...

Men as they grow older, the more woobly the belly would be and this caused erectile dysfunction leads to no sex because they are afraid to bruise their egos in front of their wives or they are afraid to bring this sensitive issue to the specialist which is common in Asia. It's better to seek for medication rather than dying in the nuts.

Another reason would be menopause, yes you heard that. When women hit menopause, the sex drives is lowered and they tend to get tired and sleepy all the day whilst for men, there no such thing as that! Thus, you can see old daddies hitting the clubs to find bouncy tighter girls and there you have it, the origin of the word pimp daddy. Tsk, old and bald and grey and aging.

But but but, there's alot of devices and even herbs these days to heat the sex life. Oh you know high-performing dildos, viagra, gambir and etc... I had this conversation with a friend on the usage of gambir. Yeah, it works really well and you can go up for ooh-la-la one hour. Yes, one hour guys. Since he's knocked up and became a daddy so sooner (haha) he shared with me some of his personal usage of gambir where you only need a little of its powdery substance and mix with water, onto the cactus? Leave for 10 minutes and wash it. Gambir will heat the cactus? And it'll stand up for an hour. Excited? So order your gambir! Like now.

Old women go for younger men, or boys for the same reason as old men going for younger women or girls... who says life's a happy ending and happily ever after, I bet Cinderella or Anastasia would be looking for her servant or jester to fulfill their lust and hunger as their prince would be humping away some fair milk maid along the grass field.. Sad scene indeed...

There is no happily ever after, after all..

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Foodgasmic

Just recently there’s an uproar in the food industry that caught the publics attention by a video posted up on you tube and CNN. Apparently some prankster working at Domino’s pizza decided to fool around with the ingredients that’s meant for the sandwich and pizza. There and adding in some of his own style of flavoring. What this joker did was that he took the mozzarella cheese sticks and stuffs it into his nostril and twirls a lil before slapping it on top of the sandwich, and farting on slices of salami then adding onto it. What this dude dint know is tat, this video tat he and his female colleague recorded was being hacked and posted online, so that poor dude and the girl apparently was being fired.

This kind of incident actually brings back the memories when I was doing intern in a prestige hotel in KL Bukit Bintang Area, I wouldn’t drop names, but I would say the hotel color scheme is royal blue and has a lion as its mascot… lol… am I giving out too much info? When I was much younger back then…*I’m still young now* *Cough*

Anyways, so I was doing this practical training in the general kitchen where most of the western dishes are whipped up there from the hotels restaurant. This waiter came barging in fuming and slapping the captains order down the table and started telling us what Bitch that customer was by making life difficult for him, wanting this and don want tat, changing this and making comments about the menu layout and air conditioning tempt, complaining that service is not efficient enough, bla bla bla… in my head I could imagine this lady with her girl friends would be some what plus size, have fuzzy hair and red lipstick and thick eye liner and shadow, wearing those damn big jewelry tat can probably use for cliff hangers… so the waiter told my head chef to make it extra special for them ladies.. And my ears stood up and were all curious about it. My head chef told me to stand back and watch him prepare those dishes.

One I recalled most is the steak, he grilled the steak till medium rare, roughly about 5minutes on the grill and fork it up, dropped in on the floor…YEAH ON THE FLOOR where all our kitchen shoe steps on, with all the grease, seafood shells, juices, water, all sorts all sticky and yucky, he used his leg and kicked it twice then pick it back up and added seasoning to it, to cover up any bitterness taste is what he said. Then for the mashed potatoes, the waiter literally spat in it and mashed it all up to its normal form… I was mortified at first but ended up laughing as hard as when the dishes went out to the table and the lady went eating, her smile was so huge as if she’s tasting heaven itself… I peek through the kitchen door and saw tat she’s actually a Datin tat frequents the restaurant and she was with her friends. Hahahahaha… all of us freaking laughed so much my head chef warned me if words leaked out I’d get into trouble L not funny no more… only 3 of us knew what happened. lol.. Till this day I still remember clearly of the way she smiles after eating the mashed potatoes and the steak…. HOT DAMMMMN, AHhahahahaha…

What should we do when we are not satisfied with what they served? U may ask… simple, there’s another incident I experienced when I was eating at ss2 noodle house, there was a fly still alive and kicking when the dish was served to my friend and I made a big fuss about it, they apologize profusely and gave us f.o.c. for so. However my friend was hungry and wanted to have the same noodle back and they offered to whip up another for her, wanting to take back the plate tat the fly was in, I told them to leave it on the table and fry up one more plate to my table before taking tat back. See, this way they won’t just head back to the kitchen, take out the fly and stir fry it a lil and serve u back. Always insist of keeping the complaint platter on the table till another one is served, and then u let them have it. ;]

Very interesting way for the R & B staffs on expressing their angers there. Luckily I never encounter such incidents and I don’t wanna be in one! Just as one of my friend said, “Don’t mess with these people, the waiters and the waitresses and whosoever.” Since she’s working, she has many stories to share. Oh, I love her chatter mouth. While she was working at this popular hotspot, (I will not mention where it is or what it is) one Brit customer came by and ordered this drink plus it with skim milk. Served the drink and he erupted, “Why I saw you adding in the low fat milk?” He threw some shillings on the table and knocking the staff really hard with his rude mouth. In Malaysia according to this friend of mine, skim milk = low fat milk. Actually, it’s the same thing. Later, the one who manages the place apologized nicely to the man but he continued to curse Malaysians. Gosh, he’s not even a regular. Duh. So she* made the drink and finished it with a spit. The man happily sipped his drink and walk away. So much for the blaardy guy.

Anyhos, there’s another story she shared; this is from her man who was before doing internship at this five star restaurant many many years ago in S’pore. These customers were Gold VIP members. Everything was prepared well, the food, the taste and the presentations. As they were eating, one of the customers didn’t like the cheese and wanted it to be changed immediately! Inside the kitchen, the chef was uncomfortable because of the woman. So, he touched up with a different kind of cheese and served it. That customer seemed satisfied. Later, followed by another dish, the same customer thought that the food presentation was bad and wanted a better one. So, the chef made a new one and she again made a fuss about it over and over again! The situation in the kitchen was really tense. The chef was effing mad whilst keeping up with her 'style'. He did his best and for the final dish, he served the salad with baby potatoes to the same customer and you knew what she did, complaining that the potatoes weren’t tasteful enough. As the dish being brought back into the kitchen, the chef was seriously crazy mad and started to throw things out of nowhere and curse the woman in Chinese. He cooked back the potatoes and and and…. He took off his one of his shoes, took off the sock and stuffing the salad and the potatoes in, twirling it, shaking it to get the right taste and voila! Onto the plate and served. Noice… The customer liked it very much and praise him for the ever so delicious salad. I LOL-ed.